The Wotton Hatch
Will he?
Be a catch
You two
A good match

Letting you choose
Where to go
May be something
All ready to know

Having taste
Subtlety and style
Sure he sees
That wonderful smile

So much of what we are
Comes from within
Turning the pages
Your new chapter
To begin

This is me
Saying sorry
For calling you late
And raising my voice
Enjoy your coincidences
Fate and choice.

Mark Scotchford © 26/05/2017

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Automotive – Winds of Change

3 drivers independently comment that each of these cars feels ‘heavy’ and very stable when driving straight and at high speed.

3 independent automotive aerodynamicists confirm that because of their design, they would do.


Mark Scotchford © 20/05/2017

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See Psychology, Psychiatry, & Neurology

If you always look at something in the same way…..

You’ll always only ever see the same thing and have the same view.


Psychology Looking at things the same way

What could you be missing?

psychology will always see same thing

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Alfa Romeo Used Approved Advert

This should be an advert for used approved Alfa Romeo’s shouldn’t it?

After they give me a job and let me fix their dealer network and customer service.

Alfa Romeo UK Used Approved Advert

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Finding you more
And more appealing
Is it what you are?
Or are not revealing?
Want me to figure out?
What you are concealing
Or is it best left?

Drawn to subtlety and class
Yet dare not mention
Your arse
Would ruin the ruse

Shall we snooze?
See what there is
To lose
Or just
Let go

Sure there is more
To know
And this isn’t a show
Not a ruse
At all

Cannot deceive
Fall or throw
And I will
I am yours now
So believe

Nothing else
To speak
With your movement
A devilish streak
Time to
Bare all

Mark Scotchford © 19/05/2017

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Someone crashed my Ferrari…

I wonder what caused the accident?



Any theories welcome, thank you.

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Thoughts entering you
As I ran into the sea
Catch your breath
Up to your neck in me

The sharp shock
As the senses thrilled
Full to the brim
Not just emotions spilled

On the edge
Then dive in
Just float
Skinny dip swim

Crunching sounds under load
Almost brain freeze
Enter different mode

Under the moon
So bright can see my hands
They are delicately holding
Our pets making plans

Hope you understand
I want you here
What I’m going to do
Should be abundantly clear

Mark Scotchford © 05/05/2017

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